Monday, November 2, 2009

The Fifth Ninja Turtle

The lesser known, and often forgotten 5th ninja turtle, Jimmy, attended a Halloween party a couple of nights ago. He came alone. He left alone.

Do You Know Your Jimmistory?

Jimmy, the older brother of the well known teenage mutant ninja turtles Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael and Leonardo, was raised by Splinter, yet was treated much differently. Jimmy excelled in school in communication and was the captain of the debate team. He did not attack with weapons, but rather he assaulted his enemies with his mind and words.

He went to college but took out plenty of student loans due to Splinter spending all of his money on weapons, elbow and knee bands, and pizzas for the younger turtles. Jimmy received a degree in philosophy, learned Splinter's teaching were bogus, and moved out to Los Angeles. After that Jimmy slipped into obscurity...until this Halloween.



Jimmy hanging out with some of his pals.




Jimmy and Dog picking up some chicks.




Jimmy with some younger brother impostors.

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