Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Proof is in the Figgy Pudding

For years we have been lead to believe that the Christmas spirit is represented through compassion and love towards others. Well, let me shatter that stained glass window of deception with my Christmas rock of truth. Christmas spirit is judged! To have the Christmas spirit, one must achieve many Christmas related tasks.

The Movies
  • Santa Claus is Coming to Town (stop motion version)
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Bad Santa
  • The Nightmare Before Christmas
  • Holiday Inn
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
  • A Christmas Story
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (stop motion version)
  • Scrooged
  • Earnest Saves Christmas
  • A Charlie Brown Christmas
There are many other great Christmas movies; however, if you haven't seen at least 7 of these 11 films you have some work to do. Get that Christmas spirit and Netflix some of these classics today! By order of the Burgermeister Meisterburger!

The Decorations and Visual Representation

  • Picked out a real Christmas tree
  • Picked out a fake Christmas tree
  • Made at least 2 ornaments for your parents
  • Dressed as Santa
  • Set-up Christmas light covered reindeer on the front lawn
  • Set those previous reindeer in a humping position
One must be responsible for at least 3 of these decorations or visuals to have the spirit.

The main idea behind Christmas is to prove to everyone that you are committed to the holiday to the point which you should probably be committed. Santa is a little crazy. He breaks into homes and delivers random children gifts. So be that crazy person who speaks only in Christmas movie quotes. Be that jerk who ruins other's lawn decorations. And always be the person with the biggest Christmas tree on your desk at work.

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