Got a light?
Not only does a carrying a Zippo make you super-cool, but it can also be a great tool if you are in the cast of Lost. (Unfortunately, you would have to put a lighter in your checked bag. You can not carry a Zippo on a plane.) The obvious reason for a lighter is to be able to produce fire quickly. If you are stranded somewhere and must survive by hunting and gathering you will need it to start fires to cook your hunted and gathered dead animals. Oh, I forgot to mention that by "gathering" I also meant animal base. You may be trying to survive on an island or in a jungle, but that doesn't mean you have to be a pussy and gather berries.
What about after the lighter runs out of lighter fluid?
The best thing to do with a Zippo lighter is to simply open and shut it. Most people who already own one don't often even produce a flame with their Zippo. Try this:
- Lean against a wall (brick if possible...and outside a bar)
- Take the Zippo from your pocket
- Open and close the lighter a few times
- Smirk at chicks walking by (ladies, also look at ladies)
- Put the lighter away
- Repeat

This will lead us to a future survival item...
An old dead body
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